I've discovered a way to get my news in a more digestible format: from a sexy, funny daddy-bear named Uncle Jay! Move over John Stewart -- well actually I don't think I could do without Jon Stewart and The Daily Show, but now I have another place for news. He's a bit goofy, but I sure wish I could see him explaining news and world events naked, or at least with his shirt off. OK, maybe just undo one button so we can see a bit of fur?

I've always had a weakness for stocky, balding daddies. They just seem to be brimming over with testosterone. I wonder if Uncle Jay is gay? I don't see a wedding ring on his finger, although these days a wedding ring could just mean he's married to a man. Does anyone know anything more about Uncle Jay? I sure would like to know more about him. In the meantime, I think I'll have to just be satisfied being entertained and informed by this witty and intelligent man.