Fucking Army! inspired by Hairyboyz Conner Habib and Heath Jordan

Fucking Army!  I joined so I could see the world or at least see something other than the same damned ugly-faced drill sargeant spitting in my face every time I turned around.  Nothing, I mean nothing, about this army shit is like they show on TV.  There I was playing some kick-ass video games all chilled out on my mom's sofa and then she starts yelling at me to get off my lazy ass...

Next thing I know, I'm in a recruiter's office hearing about all the cool shit I'll get to blow up and maybe get me some foreign pussy and stuff but instead I'm stuck here in fucking Georgia where it's hot as hell and their aint no pussy nowhere, except for some of the chicks in the Army and their pussy has got a giant DO NOT ENTER sign in front of it.  Goddamm, fucking Army!

I just gotta stroke one out tonight, though, cuz there's never any time to get my hands around my meat.  My bunk mate Conner's the only one in here anyway.  He's sleeping.  I think.

Oh, yeah, that feels good.  My hard cock feels so good in my hand.  I wish it was a warm pussy around it though, or a mouth, yeah even just a blow job.  Fuck, to get something wet around my pole.

"Yo, Heath.  Either hurry up and finish or let me give you a hand."

Shit!  Fucking Conner heard me.

"Seriously, Heath.  I'm fucking horny too.  Let me help you."

"You serious, Conner?"

"Fuck, yeah, I'm serious.  I know you say you wanting some pussy but my fucking ass is sweeter than any pussy you'll ever find."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah.  Try it and find out."

Fuck I need to get my dick wet.

"Bring that pussy ass over here then, Conner."

Oh, it's warm.  It's fucking warm.

Oh, the Fucking Army. I love the Fucking Army.

Dude, ass is better than pussy.  Who knew?

Shit! A wet tongue on my ass.  I gotta tell my little bro to join the Army!

I am seriously re-upping.