February, 2009

Yes, you read that right: Academy-Award wining Sean Penn wanted to do more of James Franco.  No, no, we don't mind if you take a moment for that to sink in. As-far-as-we-know straight daddy-in-training Sean Penn is on the record as having wanted to get more than a small peck out of his scenes with Franco.

And who can blame him, especially with that very-sexy 70's 'stache Franco's working in part of the film?  We want those bristles all over our backsides here at HOM.  And Sean's nose tells us all we need to know about what we'd be doing with him.

James Franco and Sean Penn from "Milk"

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President's day weekend was International Bear Rendezvous in San Francisco, which is a little like fleet week in this city. One year my mother visited me during IBR and was amazed that all the men she saw, to use her words, “looked like lumberjacks!” Guys were giving each other the universal sign of mutual bear appreciation, the woof, and my mother was intrigued. I explained it all to her. So as we were crossing the street at Castro and 18th, my mother stepped ahead and looked straight into a big group of approaching bears. “Woof!” she exclaimed. None of them knew quite what to say.

IBR is full of hilarious moments, like that beauty pageant thing we always end up doing as a community. So adorable to see these big rough and tumble guys doing lip synchs and strip teases. I live for that shit. And last weekend there was apparently a gaming contest. And when I say gaming, I mean the Super Mario Brothers variety, people!
It’s sort of tricky to figure out your place in the bear world when you’re not even close to being a bear, when even cub would be a stretch. I was at the Lone Star once during an IBR weekend and on my way to the bathroom, the hallway got so crowded that I got wedged between the bellies of three guys and actually got lifted off the floor. They saw what was happening and laughed. I put my arms around their shoulders and begged them to do it again. They did. Bears are like that.

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I was so excited last night when both Sean Penn and Lance Black won Oscars for MILK. I'm sure most of you saw the speeches, but's it's always worth watching them again. It's the first time I can such a powerful call out for gay rights at the Oscar's. In the past we've heard a nod to a same sex partner, but nothing like what we heard last night. Times are-a-changin'!

 

Is it the hairs?  The stiff, bristly, undeniably manly, totally fatherly scratchiness of forearm hair?  Is it the muscles?  The corded, perfectly tough, wonderfully paternal muscles of a good forearm?  Is it when they wrap around you?  The warmly nurturing, the heated embracing of Daddy’s forearms?

There is more – so much more - to the appeal of the forearm.  If you know, appreciate and love a good manly forearm then you know that the allure of the hottest, the greatest of that greater-than-great part of a man between the upper arm and the hand is primal and purely masculine.  Other parts, sure, might have their hard-core allure, their base attraction: the tight fists of a perfectly toned and tight ass; the sculpted glory of a ideally buffed chest; the WOOF attention grab of a thick and long and lovely dick.

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10 Tips to help you and your date enjoy your Valentine's Day

1. Use Your Head As A Sex Organ
Take your date to a favorite restaurant with a quiet, intimate environment. Build up the sexual tension by taking little steps: subtle touches, lots of eye contact, etc. It lets your date know you want him. If and when you get back to your place, take a moment, light some candles, put some mood music on, and then spend the rest of the night exploring each other. Keep the agenda at your office! 

2. Be Spontaneous
Skip the whole dinner date thing, go straight home.  Set a plate of fresh fruit and cheese out for nibbling later on and get naked.  Offer to give them a full body massage. Then, after the massage, go right into the foreplay.  And after the foreplay, let nature takes its course.

3. Toys for Grown Ups
Make sure you have some pleasure toys for that special person and, of course, a few condoms on hand to cover them during use, which makes it easier to clean. 

4. Send a free thoughtful gift
Send your favorite man an intimate voicemail, text message and/or email to let them know you are glad to know them and are happy that they are a part of your life.  Tell them one thing that you really like about them. It’s always great to share with them something that is working for you sexually!

5. Silent Seduction

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There’s been quite a buzz about what über-porn-star Matthew Rush will do after bowing out of his lifetime-exclusive contract with Falcon Studios. We came up with an answer in short order here at Pantheon Productions:  A scene with a hot daddy! Actually, we can't really take credit for the idea. We were already scheduled to do a scene with Tim Kelly when we found out Matthew wanted to get it on with muscle-daddy Tim. This is Matthew’s first scene now that he’s a free agent, and his first with a daddy.

On January 30, we filmed these two studs swapping wet-and-wild fucks in a hot shower scene. There was another first in this scene-- it was top-daddy Tim Kelly’s first time bottoming for the cameras. The scene is featured in our upcoming movie "Brief Encounters" which focuses on masculine men in underwear.

Working with Matthew was quite pleasure. I've always admired him in films, but there were two things I was really struck by working with him. The first was what a nice guy he is. He's a very intelligent, sweet, down-to-earth man. It was really fun being on the set with him. The second thing I noticed was just how big his dick is! I know I've seen it before on film, but it's definitely an impressive site to behold. I can tell that's exactly what Tim Kelly was thinking as he was sliding down on Matthew's dick for the first time! It sure was hot.

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herma [hur-muh] n. pl. herms also hermai
A rectangular, often tapering stone post bearing a carved head or bust, used as a boundary marker or for decorative purposes. Male genitals may also be carved at the appropriate height. This form was originated in ancient Greece, was then adopted by the Romans and brought back into fashion in the Renaissance.

To put that in more simple terms, a herma is a statue that features just the head and the cock-- nothing else but a rectangular stone holding them up. You'll have to forgive my phallocentric appreciation of the antiquities, but there's just not enough phallic worship these days (at least publicly). Which is why I think we should start a movement to bring back the herma.

Hermai (plural of herma) are associated with the god Hermes:

"Hermes is the messenger of the gods in Greek mythology. An Olympian god, he is also the patron of boundaries and of the travelers who cross them, of shepherds and cowherds, of road travelers, of orators and wit, of literature and poets, of athletics, of weights and measures, of invention, and of general commerce."

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Here's something, ummmm, warm and inviting to think about on this cold, February day. The hot daddy-ness of our celebrated Presidents is a very no-duh: Washington would be a stern papa, the military dad full of strength and honesty; Jefferson would be the smart dad, intellectual and passionate; Roosevelt (Teddy, of course) would be the (ahem) rough-riding dad, roaring with vigor; and Lincoln would be a strong but vulnerable father, determination mixed with kindness.


I'll take the second from the right, thank you very much

But leave it to a German gay travel site to take Mount Rushmore and make the Presidential Monument into a silly-something that would make even folks who don't see that daddy-ness of Washington, Jefferson, Roosevet, and Lincoln think of them in a new light ... and from a whole new perspective. It's always been said that hindsight is in the eye of the beholder, no wait, that's not right...

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