Now that the NFL playoffs are upon us, I thought it would be fun to have a playoff of sorts of the daddy (head) coaches of the participating teams. So I'm going to show the head coaches of the playoff teams and rank them on my personal hotness scale until we get to an eventual hottest daddy coach champion! That Champion will be the first ever in the Hot Daddy Coach Super Bowl I.
Tell me what you think and vote for your hottest coach in the poll to the right.
I'm going to base this purely on the hotness of the coach and try not to let my opinion of their teams affect my choices. And since my beloved Pittsburgh Steelers and their super-hot coach Mike Tomlin missed the playoffs this year, you can be assured of an unbiased assessment.
We start with the Wild Card Round
AFC Wild card round: Harbaugh VS Belichick

No contest here. Belichick's perpetual scowl under his wretched sports hoodie does him in, plus Harbaugh is really just plain fucking hot. Harbaugh.

Wild Card Winner!
NFC Wild card round: Reid VS Phillips

Ummmmm. I'm drunk and horny. Each of them hits on me. Which am I less afraid to wake up next to in the morning? Mmmmm. Andy Reid.

Wild Card Winner!
AFC Wild card round: Ryan VS Lewis

Wow. Hard for me to pick a winner here because, honestly, neither of them really does much for me but, as my friends know, I'm a fan of the dark meat so Marvin Lewis gets my nod and moves on to the next round.

Wild Card Winner!
NFC Wild card round: McCarthy VS Whisenhunt

I have to confess I didn't even know what McCarthy looked like before this exercise and he's not a bad looking guy but Whisenhunt looks like he's got a big dick and isn't afraid to use it. Plus he might tie me up and leave me there for a few days. Woof. Whisenhunt
Wild Card Winner!