Fucking Army! inspired by Hairyboyz Conner Habib and Heath Jordan
Fucking Army! I joined so I could see the world or at least see something other than the same damned ugly-faced drill sargeant spitting in my face every time I turned around. Nothing, I mean nothing, about this army shit is like they show on TV. There I was playing some kick-ass video games all chilled out on my mom's sofa and then she starts yelling at me to get off my lazy ass...
Next thing I know, I'm in a recruiter's office hearing about all the cool shit I'll get to blow up and maybe get me some foreign pussy and stuff but instead I'm stuck here in fucking Georgia where it's hot as hell and their aint no pussy nowhere, except for some of the chicks in the Army and their pussy has got a giant DO NOT ENTER sign in front of it. Goddamm, fucking Army!
I just gotta stroke one out tonight, though, cuz there's never any time to get my hands around my meat. My bunk mate Conner's the only one in here anyway. He's sleeping. I think.


















