Fucking Army! I joined so I could see the world or at least see something other than the same damned ugly-faced drill sargeant spitting in my face every time I turned around. Nothing, I mean nothing, about this army shit is like they show on TV. There I was playing some kick-ass video games all chilled out on my mom's sofa and then she starts yelling at me to get off my lazy ass...
Next thing I know, I'm in a recruiter's office hearing about all the cool shit I'll get to blow up and maybe get me some foreign pussy and stuff but instead I'm stuck here in fucking Georgia where it's hot as hell and their aint no pussy nowhere, except for some of the chicks in the Army and their pussy has got a giant DO NOT ENTER sign in front of it. Goddamm, fucking Army!
I just gotta stroke one out tonight, though, cuz there's never any time to get my hands around my meat. My bunk mate Conner's the only one in here anyway. He's sleeping. I think.
The sun had been too hot all day in Palm Springs and it was making me not happy. I was so not happy that I was pouting all afternoon because my boyfriend Javier was being a typical Spanish prick and wouldn't fan me while I tanned in the sun. Why did I bring him to America, I asked him? I have sensitive French skin and I need to get a tan but stay cool at the same time. The sun does not bother Javier because he is mediterannean and eats the sun like I eat good cheese. Spanish prick.
So Javier told me to fuck off and he left in the car to go to the gym. Prick.
I pouted more but no one was there to see me so I decided to stop and try and enjoy the sun. I would make that Spanish prick pay for it later.
I don't know how long I stayed outside but soon I heard a voice calling from outside the gate that was not Javier.
"Yo! Jamal. You there, bro? Jamal!"
I got up and opened the gate to tell this man I don't know Jamal. Our friends were not named Jamal. I did not stop to think that this man calling for Jamal would be black, or African American as you say here. I had never had a black man inside me. I need me some black dick, I thought.
"Bon Jour," I said, pouting my lips further.